Reporting for Duty

"That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing." Andrew | 19 | USA |
8 hours ago on May 18th | J | 362 notes

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

9 hours ago on May 18th | J | 31,483 notes

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

9 hours ago on May 18th | J | 91,760 notes

see what your followers think about you :

✩ = You’re my tumblr crush.
♡ = I love your tumblr.
✄ = I love you.
✾ = I want to fuck you.
♘ = You’re hot.
☁ = You’re beautiful.
☂ = You check out my blog.
♕ = You inspire me.
♔ = I wish we talked.
☯ = I wish we were friends in real life.
✖ = You’re ugly.
☢ = I don’t like you.
✡ = I hate you.
☠: Your blog sucks, bitch.
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Tagged as: #about me 

porndirector:

i’d be so attractive if i was attractive

9 hours ago on May 18th | J | 11,265 notes

i really need to remember to turn off facebook chat: a life

subtitle: please stop talking to me, i’m really not that interesting

9 hours ago on May 18th | J | 1 note
msmildred:

Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward during the 42nd Annual Academy Awards, 1970.

msmildred:

Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward during the 42nd Annual Academy Awards, 1970.

10 hours ago on May 18th | J | 25 notes

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

221bec:

“so how’s your fandom doing?”

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it doesn’t even matter what fandom they meant; this applies to all of them.

1 day ago on May 17th | J | 175,697 notes
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